Keep Calm and Enjoy Your Turkey (reasonably)

I'm almost 40 years old.  I know what Thanksgiving is really about: eating ALL.OF.THE.THINGS; with your family, of course.  Tell me it would be the same without the spread... I'm waiting (in my Sonic the Hedgehog voice).

That being said, I have a few tools to keep you from going overboard this Thanksgiving:

Tool #1: A good old fashioned lecture...

Tool #2: An appeal to your sense of logic...

Tool #3: Good old-fashioned snark...

On a serious note, I'm thankful for each and everyone of you for taking a moment out of your day to come check out my site and make an attempt to care for your beautiful, god-given, bodies!  Bless you and your family and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!